I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
