I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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