let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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