If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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