try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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