I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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