Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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