Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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