I think scott just propositioned me for sex
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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