batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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