More tranny stories later!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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