whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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