Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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