how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Randomize
