he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Floor bacon is actually really good
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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