yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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