I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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