i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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