it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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