WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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