The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
smell my finger.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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