Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
a search helicopter?!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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