why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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