brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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