Its about making memories worth repressing
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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