I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
