your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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