there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
