Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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