Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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