how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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