I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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