I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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