So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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