It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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