I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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