There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Watching her eat just hurts me
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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