Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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