question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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