she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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