So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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