I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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