R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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