my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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