Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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