I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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