An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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