Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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