doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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