READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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