well you can't waste a boner
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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