I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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