So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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