My nipple is on Facebook.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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