Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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