final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
