adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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