It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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