his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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