I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Couch. On fire.
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