OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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